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This
man from the country had lost his house and all his crops after a hurricane.
He had nothing left but his donkey. After days of being miserable, and not
being able to find a job, he took his donkey into the city and put up a sign
that read "Betting $10.00 that this donkey could answer any question yuh
ask."
One man come up saying: "No way that ass could tell me how much numbers in a
phone number?" The owner said "Tell him ass?" The donkey stomp
on the ground seven times, the man paid and walked away shocked.
Ah
next man come up and say "Tell me how much players make up a football
side?" The donkey stomp the ground eleven times." The man paid
up. By now, news spread like wild fire and nuff people gather around to
see this smart ass.
This woman come out of the crowd, walk up to the owner and said "You is ah
fraud and ah bet $100.00 he cyan tell me meh age." The donkey step back,
leh go a loud fart and stomp he foot two times. The woman faint. After some
smelling salts and water, she revive and point at de donkey and say, "He
know ah was farty-two".
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