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A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend a sex filled
afternoon with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he
tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his
secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR
APARTMENT.'
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole
event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250
and enclosed the following typed note:
Dear Madam,
Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not
sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was
under the impression that:
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that it is was small enough to make me cozy and at home. However, I found
out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat,
and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250
with the following note:
Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to
remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is
indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
please do not blame the landlady. Send the rent in full or we will be forced
to contact your present landlady!
Author
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