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My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs; that you, with your age
and with your 54 year old body, can no longer supply.
I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading
this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight.
Your Husband
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for being honest. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I
would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary is also 18 years
old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will
understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18.
Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
Your Wife
Author
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to us by: Stephanie Wellington
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