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farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The
attorney asked "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney said, "Well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a Case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a
grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere
The
attorney said, "No Sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on
Sundays."
The attorney said, "Well Sir, does your wife beat you up or
anything?"
The farmer said, "No Sir, we both get up about 4:30."
The attorney then said, "Well is she a nagger or anything?"
The farmer said, "no , she's a little white gal, but our last child was a
nagger, and that's why I want this Dayvorce!
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