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Depressed
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There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just
looking at his drink. He didn't move for a half-an-hour. Then, this big
trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from
the guy, and just drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned
and said: "Come on man, I was
just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I overslept
and was late for an important meeting. My boss became outraged and then fired
me.
When I left the building to my car, I found out that
it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I then got a cab to return
home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left
my whole wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home
depressed and
came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,
YOU show up and drink my poison ..."
Author
unknown
Emailed
to us by: Claude R Simpson
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