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A Canadian Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver
that because he was wearing his seatbelt he had just won $5,000 in the state
safety competition.
"What
are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I goin get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh,
don't listen to him," yelled the Trini woman in the passenger's seat... "He's a smart ass when he drunk."
This
woke up the Bajan guy in the back seat, who took one look at the cop
and moaned, "I knew we was not gonna get far in dis thiefin car."
At
that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice
said,in patois, "Yow!, I man mek it Crass di barder yet?" They all
were very nervous.
The patrolman said, "I always loved the island music but never understood
the words. Here's your voucher, have a nice day".
Author
unknown
Emailed
to us by: Joseph Thompson
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