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A
Jamaican man named Donovan living in Toronto, just purchased a brand new BMW
to impress the ladies. One Saturday morning he went for a drive and passed by
a shopping mall with some very attractive women out front. Donovan quickly
pulled his BMW off a busy street and stopped on the road side. He wound down
his tinted windows, turned up the car sterio, leaned out to one side hanging
one arm coolly along side the car and called out to them: "pssssss psssss
daughta, psssss gyal, yuh nuff fi true!."
All
of a sudden a pick up truck came recklessly flying around a corner. Taking the
corner too fast and too close, it scrapped off the side of Donovans brand new
BMW and drove off!! Donovan jumped out the car to assess the damage. Just then
he saw a police officer running up to him. "Are you alright the ploice
officer asked?"
Donovan
very irrate and flustered replyed: "blowse and skirt hoffisa, look wha di
mad man deh do to mi bran new Bimma, Rrrrockstone it mash up!
The
police officer shocked by the reply answered in disgust: "you know I
really can not stand you Jamaican's, you are so darn materialistic! Here you
are so concerned about your new BMW that you don't even realize that the
person who scrapped your car also tore your arm off! Your right arm is
gone!"
Here
Donovan now: "Rhatid fi true - Mi Rolex Gone!"
Author
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