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guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get
a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2
hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks "How long
before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of
customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long
before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says,
"About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The
barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that
guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a
haircut, but then doesn't come back." A little while later, Bill comes
back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, " Bill, where
did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"
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