A
Historian was interviewing a Rastafarian. The interview went like this:
Historian: It
is said that 98% of Jamaican men suck pum pum.
Rastafarian:
Yow boss, yuh si me? Me pure. Mi nuh eat meat an' mi nuh
eat flesh!!! Mi cum from Lords of Lords, Kings of Kings, to di most
high, JAH RASTAFARI!!!
I an' I nuh duh dem tings deh. Zeeen.
Historian:
It is said that the other 2% are batty men.
