Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Trinidad, and bragged that he had told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done
at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day, he came
home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
 The second man had married a woman from Barbados. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Jamaica. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day
most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left
eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.
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