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The
Dunn's River Genie
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A
Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River Falls when she
stumbled upon an old empty bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and
lo-and- behold a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie
told her he would grant her ONE wish.
She said she heard from a cousin that she would get three wishes if she ever
found a Genie.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies nuh real, me is strictly
a ONE-WISH Genie.So... what yuh want?"
The woman didn't hesitate.
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map, I want these
countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love
Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and
harmony. "
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lawd Lady, A wah wrang wid
yu? PLEASE BE REASONABLE! Dem countries yah a war fi how much thousands of
years. Mi shut up inna dis bockle fi 'bout five hundred of dem dey years!
Mi good but mi nuh dat good! Mi nuh know if mi can grant dis one. Do Lady, mek another
wish!! Mi a beg yuh... Be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right Jamaican man... You know, one that is considerate and fun,
likes to dance and helps with the cooking & house cleaning, is great in
bed and is FAITHFUL. That's what I wish for...a good Jamaican man.
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said,
"Mek mi see di map again!!!!"
Author
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to us by: Sonia
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