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1. Only in America.... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America.... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink.
3. Only in America.... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of
the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America.... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America.... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America.... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway put our
useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America.... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have
call waiting
so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America.... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process
so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America.... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
Author
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Emailed
to us by: Claude Simpson
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